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Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
7:15 pm
[i_am_linkinpark]
You might be a scientist if:
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail.

If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50.

If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal
point in the right place.

If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
hanging coats and taping ducts.

If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find
the burnt-out bulb in the string.

If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi
movie looking for technical inaccuracies.

If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area.

If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that
actually takes five minutes to run.

If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on
the radio in your work area for better reception.

If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project.

If you have never backed-up your hard drive.

If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.

If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile
tires.

If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight.

If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to
the front to fix it.

If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary.

If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN
stands for.

If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting.

If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get
enough sleep.

If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain
atmospheric absorption theory.




NOOOOOO. I answered yes to some of those. *bangs head on table*

Current Mood: amused
7:10 pm
[i_am_linkinpark]
Yeah. Nobody Writes in Here *tear*
Chemistry. Woo hoo......?

Well, if DC suddenly blows up during 6th hour, you'll know why X_x

At least no HL this year. If I had her again I would have died :P

Current Mood: apathetic
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
6:34 pm
[joanisme08]
HEY!! we got a new member. Still no one writes on here. So I shall write again cuz I don't want to do my science homework cuz I hate science!!!!
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005
6:15 pm
[falconsgrl]
Well I thought I should at least say something since no one has posted anything on here yet. So here it goes:

I HATE BIO!!!

haha

Current Mood: cheerful
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